Looking for more ideas for ways to celebrate Valentine's Day? Read our articles below for some inspiration, or exchange your steamy and romantic ideas in the Forum. Related stories. The best Valentine’s Day poems and quotes. CHAT: Cheeky/saucy/sexy poems or rhymes for Valentine's Day card. What to write in a Valentine's card Cheeky jokes and poems for Valentine’s Day . From the outright dirty to the naughty – here are some jokes you can include in your cards to inject a bit of humour into your Valentine’s Day. Get ready for Valentine’s Day with Lovehoney's 12 Days of Romance Set – worth over £250 ‘I want to feel your sweet embrace, But don’t take that paper bag off of your face.’ – unknown They may be a pain in the arse but they're your pain in the arse! If declarations of undying love aren't your style, these rude Valentine's Day cards are the perfect way to spice things up. Whether you want to throw a cheeky insult at your partner or seduce them with an explicit design, browse our naughtiest cards. 9. “The only thing I want on Valentine’s Day is you naked.” 10. “I’m feeling naughty and you’re the only one who can satisfy me.” – Happy valentine’s day my love. 11. “I want to be close to you and make all your fantasies come true.” 12. “I’m yours to do with as you please this Valentine’s Day.” 13. Presumptuous Valentines Card For Girlfriend - Humorous Card For Wife - Happy Valentine's Day D For Later (11.9k) $ 6.95. FREE shipping Add to Favorites Rude Valentine's Day Cards Our rude Valentine’s cards are for adult eyes only, with explicit and bold messages revealing to your special someone exactly what they mean to you. With over 1,000 rude cards for you to carefully peruse, you truly have the pick of the bunch and can go as cheeky as you dare. What do single people call Valentine’s Day? “Happy Independence Day!” “Let’s sin On a tiger skin Or, if you prefer We could err On a different fur.” What did the light bulb say to the switch? “You turn me on.” What is the difference between a calendar and you? “A calendar has a date on Valentine’s Day.” Related: Dive into our collection of brilliantly cheeky and rude Valentine's Day cards and snag the perfect surprise for your partner this year! With designs that range from 'on-the-cusp' to funny and hilariously outrageous and outright offensive, you're sure to find something that tickles their sense of humour. 15 Spicy Valentine’s Day texts: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I togetherbut I’d prefer it if we were together tonight. I’ve been thinking about what I want for Valentine’s Day and it’s you. Roses and red, violets are blue, Valentine’s Day is sweet, but not as sweet as kissing you. 1. Handmade Valentine’s Day Cards. Turn your colored pages into unique and heartfelt Valentine’s Day cards. Fold a piece of cardstock in half, cut out a colored design, and glue it to the front. Add a personal message inside, decorate with glitter, stickers, or washi tape, and give it to someone special. 2. Valentine’s Day Garland Happy valentine’s day to the best family in the world. Thanks for all your love, support and appreciation. Happy Valentine’s Day to the people who are everything to me! Love you always and forever. You guys are my safe place. Happy Valentine’s Day, my dearest family. I love you all. Happy Valentine’s day to the world’s most amazing Women Valentine's Day Love Heart-Shaped Printed T Shirt Cute Graphic Tops Tee Gifts for Her Spring Shirt. 4.4 out of 5 stars 166. 200+ bought in past month. $14.98 Happy Valentine’s Day! Thanks for being my person. To the person who makes me the best version of myself. Happy V-Day to the person who would help me hide a body. Cute Greetings for a Valentine's Day Card. From your crush to a sweet friend, cute Valentine's messages can show off your playful side. Add one of these notes to your card to spread a little Valentine's Day cheer. Related Articles. 60 Cute Cocktail Names for When You're Feeling Adorable; 39 Beach Activities for Kids to Have the Best Summer Yet Looking for an X-rated Valentine's Day card to leave them in no doubt about your intentions for the big day? Explore our boundary-pushing selection of NSFW cards that leave as little to the imagination as possible, with racy imagery and explicit messages that definitely don't beat around the bush. George makes homemade Valentine's Day cards / George stops a deer from eating his garden. Curious George - Happy Valentine's Day, George!/Oh Deer Video Site Menu Again and again, I would choose you. Happy Valentine’s Day. Happy Valentine's Day to my darling wife/husband. You are the most amazing person and I am truly fortunate to be your partner in life. I could celebrate you every day of the year. Happy Valentine's Day, my love. Happy Valentine’s Day—you’re my happily-ever-after.
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