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Lisa: Ralph thinks I like him but I only gave him a valentine because I felt sorry for him. Homer: Ah, sweet pity. Where would my love life have been without it? Homer: You know, one day, honest citizens are going to stand up to you crooked cops! Chief Wiggum: [worried] They are!? Oh no! Ha-have they set a date? I Love Lisa: Directed by Wesley Archer. With Dan Castellaneta, Julie Kavner, Nancy Cartwright, Yeardley Smith. Lisa gives Ralph a Valentine's card out of pity, but soon regrets it when he develops an unwanted crush on her. "I Love Lisa" is the fifteenth episode of Season 4. On Valentine's Day, Lisa takes pity on Ralph and gives him a valentine when she sees that he hasn't received any. But Ralph reads too much into Lisa's gesture and, much to Lisa's dismay, relentlessly pursues her. The episode begins on Miss Hoover: You may now exchange Valentines. Ralph: Miss Hoover, I glued my head to my shoulder. Ms. Hoover: First, we're going to construct paper mailboxes to store the valentines. In the episode, Lisa gives Ralph Wiggum a Valentine's Day card when she sees that he has not received any. Ralph misinterprets Lisa's gesture and, much to Lisa's dismay, relentlessly pursues her with affection. Lisa, taking pity on him, gives Ralph one of her Valentines, a card with a train on it saying "I 'Choo-Choo-Choose' You!". Overcome with joy, Ralph gets a crush on Lisa. Meanwhile, Krusty the Clown is holding a 29th Anniversary Show, and Bart and Lisa would do anything to get tickets for it. In the episode, Lisa gives Ralph Wiggum a Valentine's Day card when she sees that he has not received any. Ralph misinterprets Lisa's gesture and, much to Lisa's dismay, relentlessly pursues her with affection. Lisa snaps at Ralph and angrily tells him they are not together and that she never liked him. Noting Ralph's sad state, Lisa quickly re-addresses one of her valentines and gives it to Ralph. The card reads, ``I Choo-Choo-Choose You, Happy Valentines''. Lisa cheerfully wishes Ralph a ``Happy Valentine's'' as she returns to her seat. Ralph sighs heavily, clutching the card to his breast. If you love anything involving The Simpsons, you’ll get a kick out of these Ralph Wiggum quotes we’ve compiled. All characters from The Simpsons have a dark and satirical side to them. While it’s the same for Ralph Wiggum, many say his positivity outweighs everything else. He may be Springfield's dumbest resident, but the best Ralph Wiggum quotes show us why we love him so much anyways. From classic lines like "Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!" to "The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nosebleeds if I kept my finger outta there," let's take a look at the greatest Ralph Wiggum quotes in Simpsons history, ranked by Ralph Wiggum Quotes. Ralph Wiggum, the son of Police Chief Clancy Wiggum, is one of the most beloved characters from the long-running comedy series, The Simpsons. Despite his innocence and childlike nature, Ralph often surprises us with his hilariously nonsensical and sometimes profound quotes. Here are some of the most memorable Ralph Wiggum Happy Valentine’s Day to the most beautiful woman I know. I’ll keep you warm, let’s snuggle up together. I love you. To my valentine—I never knew what love was until I met you. Happy Valentine’s Day to the most beautiful woman in my life! Every moment with you is magic. I’m so lucky to call you mine. With Homer having convinced Lisa nothing can go wrong at Krusty's show, Lisa and Ralph go together. When Lisa asked how Chief Wiggum managed to get tickets for the 29th Anniversary Special, Wiggum responds with "Krusty knows how to play ball", implying he got the tickets as a result of a bribe from Krusty after the latter was busted inside of a porno movie theater. 12 My cat’s name is Mittens.. Dear Miss Hoover, you have Lyme disease. We miss you. Kevin is biting me. Come back soon. Here’s a drawing of a spirokeet. Love Ralph. Check out the best of funny Kevin Hart quotes Is this your girlfriend, Ralph? Ralph Wiggum: Yes, she is. I love Lisa Simpson, and when I grow up I'm going to marry her. Lisa: [erupting] Noooooooooooooooooooooooo! Now you listen to me! I don't like you, I never liked you, and the only reason I gave you that stupid valentine is because nobody else would! Ralph Wiggum first appeared in the very first episode of The Simpsons, "Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire," and remains a popular character all these years later. The son of Police Chief Wiggum, Ralph is also a classmate of Lisa Simpson, and the best Ralph Wiggum quotes are those that show both his wide-eyed innocence and an air of On February 13th, 2009, the Valentine's Day card scene was first uploaded to YouTube. On April 21st, 2012, Tumblr user mayoneighs uploaded a demotivational poster with using an image of the scene with the caption "that awkward moment when Ralph Wiggum gets more action than you on Valentine's Day" (shown below, left). Since the episode aired Ralph Wiggum is a major character in The Simpsons. He is the son of Chief Wiggum and Sarah Wiggum and a student at Springfield Elementary School. Ralph is a well-meaning boy who suffers from either severe learning and social disabilities, and/or some other form of childhood psychiatric disorder. The nature of his mentality is kept rather ambiguous, much like many of the signature traits of A great memorable quote from the The Simpsons movie on Quotes.net - Ralph Wiggum: This is my swing set. This is my sandbox. I'm not allowed to go in the deep end. [points to a large rock] That's where I saw the leprechaun.Bart Simpson: [sarcastically] Right, a leprechaun.Ralph Wiggum: He told me to burn things.Bart Simpson: [uneasily] Uh-huh. Ralph's Survival Skills Line: "I eated the purple berries. They taste like burning!" Episode: "Das Bus" When Springfield Elementary's Mock U.N. was marooned on a tropical island (apparently
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