Fast forward to 2022. Valentine's Day is approaching. My first Valentine's Day as a married man. A married man who's come to realize he has fallen deeply in love with his best friend / now wife. A wife who had sex with 37 people in the first year of our marriage. Two of those people are mutual friends. Five of them are regular hookups. Why do people even celebrate Valentine’s Day anyways 🙄 It’s all just junk in my eyes 🤣 You have two people buying each other chocolate and other stupid items that’ll most certainly be forgotten about within a week 🙄 Meaning the whole concept of “Valentine’s Day” is redundant 🥴 It’s the worst 💔😩 And it makes people do things that should have been done in the Valentine's day 👭 This one goes out to all the 💦 horny couples out there who are thinking of getting 🍆 rowdy this ️ valentine's day evening. 👍 do 👎 not. If you do, your child will be born 👏 A SCORPIO. 👭 Now, why don't we like scorpios? Day by day, out of nowhere, Ella’s health mysteriously began deteriorating. As I’d imagined happening, the little girl next door became lethargic, pale and in bed, the same way that Billy had. Cathy was beside herself and drew a crowd of sympathetic faces to her side, like I had. 3. Websites and blogs: valentine's day emoji art can be used to create unique designs for websites and blogs that are focused on Valentine's Day or relationships. 4. Email signatures: Text art can be used to create unique and memorable email signatures to mark the occasion of Valentine's Day. 5. These corny Valentine's Day puns are guaranteed to level up the fun. Celebrate Valentine's Day this Feb. 14 using one of these funny puns. sellyhutapea / Getty Images / Updated Here is a collection of some of the more memorable copypasta posts that have sprung up on Reddit's default subreddits. Some of them have become legendary, while others are well-loved but fairly unknown. Read at your own risk. valentine’s day is epic. every valentines day i have a special night with my waifu body pillow. i make sure she’s well cleaned and dried the day of, and buy chocolate for us to share. we cozy up on the couch together and re-watch our favourite shows, while we eat a delicious home-cooked meal of canned chili warmed in the microwave. then 🛑⚠️‼️ alert ‼️ warning ‼️⚠️🛑 it is january 31st‼️this is the last day of the month‼️🤯😳😱 next up ☝️☝️☝️ february 😰🥶🤮 ‼️better get your ️ 💕 valentine's day 💕 ️ gifts now‼️ so you 🛑don't🛑 disappoint 😢😔😓 your loved ones 🥰 because you're a forgetful 🤔😬 fuck 🤬‼️ how hard 🧐🤔 is it to VALENTINE'S DAY 👋🏻HEY👋🏻 YOU seXXXy💋 LITTLE😫 💃🏼💃🏼SLUTS💃🏼👅‼️‼️📆Today📆 is 💥FUCKUARY 14TH💥 which means👨🏻DADDY CUPID💘💘 is 💦cumming💦 for you⚠️‼️‼️ He’s been 🏼YANKING 🏼😩on his bow🏹 and arrow💘 all night😖 getting ready to 🎯shoot😩👅💦 all over you 😱😩🤣😜😘😍🍆🍆💦 👋🏻HEY👋🏻 YOU seXXXy💋 LITTLE😫 💃🏼💃🏼SLUTS💃🏼👅‼️‼️📆Today📆 is 💥FUCKUARY 14TH💥 which means👨🏻DADDY CUPID💘💘 is 💦cumming💦 for you⚠️‼️‼️ He’s been 🏼YANKING 🏼😩on his bow🏹 and arrow💘 all night😖 getting ready to 🎯shoot😩👅💦 all over you 😱 Valentine's day Did you know that the heart shape that yall know and love actually means either a fig leaf or a women's ass when bent over, it is usually connotated with sex, prostitution (and or rape if you feel like it), just keep that in mind when you send it to your loved ones VALENTINE'S DAY 👋🏻HEY👋🏻 YOU seXXXy💋 LITTLE😫 💃🏼💃🏼SLUTS💃🏼👅‼️‼️📆Today📆 is 💥FUCKUARY 14TH💥 which means👨🏻DADDY CUPID💘💘 is 💦cumming💦 for you⚠️‼️‼️ He’s been 🏼YANKING 🏼😩on his bow🏹 and arrow💘 all night😖 getting ready to 🎯shoot😩👅💦 all over you 😱😩🤣😜😘😍🍆🍆💦 Valentine’s Day is coming near, and most folks are looking ahead to showering our loved ones with lovely gifts on this special day. Usually, vegetation, goodies, vegetation, and cakes are anybody’s all-time favorite at the same time as gifting. Because thats how valentines day is now, they're just doing it on the same day. You know what im just gonna do? I'm just going to ignore that day because i already despise the idea of it and just make it a day of joy for me instead. So i don't got to be sad or anything. I wont give a fuck because it's just another day to do what i want to do. Posted by u/ImperialDoor - 3 votes and 1 comment
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